J.P. Patches LunchboxThe J. P. Patches Lunchbox you wish you had as a kid! Childrens show host J. P. Patches, with his sidekick Gertrude, ruled Seattle television from 1958 to 1981 and still has a legion of devoted fans. This 8 x 7 x 4 metal lunchbox with a plastic handle also features Ketchikan the Animal Man, Boris S. Wort (the Second Meanest Man in the World), Ggoorrsstt the Friendly Frpl and Superclown.

You get 60 total monsters

Our Finger Monsters will make you scared of your own finger

the Finger Monsters come from Planet Finger

these 1-3/16" to 1-7/16" tall

Smith of Smitty's Pancake House

Furrybones Scorchie is a collectible figurine of a skeleton dressed as a dragon holding a toasted marshmallow on a stick

is based on the story of London’s Fly Widow

you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect from possums

It comes with extra wide empathetic eyes and a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official Emotional Support Chicken so that you can take it on planes and into supermarkets

Does the banana scream as it’s swallowed

When you put on these Finger Possums

The songs are hilariously bad