Calm the F Down MistCalm the F DownA chill spell in a bottlebecause deep breaths are cheaper than bail. Infused with calming essential oils like lavender, chamomile, and a whisper of dont test me, this mist is your personal exorcism for bad vibes. One spritz and the chaos melts, your aura stops screaming, and suddenly you're the most unbothered witch in the room. Use it on your pillow, your pulse points, or anyone testing your last nerve. For legal reasons, this is not a

velvet cloaks

creating a fragrance that defies convention and sparks joy

and the damp earth

The creamy essence of vanilla adds a luscious touch

🌍 Smells like the thrill of the unknown—and the confidence to chase it

Notes: Nectarine

Nestled within this candle

and all the pretend-battle storylines they’ll be acting out the second you hand it to them

the air becomes infused with the uplifting aroma of citrus

Because the best kind of spirits come with a side of cheer (and maybe a haunting or two)

it’s the perfect piece for introverts

and just a little too quiet—like the calm right before your flashlight dies