The Actualbush SlammerWelcome to The Slammer, a durable sunglass meant for walking off that broken collar bone. A smaller oval shape, The Slammer fits right into your eye socket for immaculate protection and vision. Hit the ground knowing you'll look good when the paramedics get there.

with an absorbent headband to fight sweat

Or younger

grippier ear and nosepieces

and what ever else people are addicted to these days

The Junior has no adjustment points which means fewer moving parts

in The Jethawk

but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG

This high quality pack will make you wonder how you ever carried 3 beers around before

If it fits in a can

ALERT: The Somox has gone airborne

or whatever you desire to keep near your rear

The Jethawk is everything you think an aviator should be