Bloodchief Ascension [Zendikar]Set: Zendikar Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 2 or more life this turn, you may put a quest counter on Bloodchief Ascension. (Damage causes loss of life.) Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, if Bloodchief Ascension has three or more quest counters on it, you may have that player lose 2 life. If you do, you gain 2 life.

Set: Legends Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W} One or more target creatures become white until end of turn

sacrifice Peacekeeper unless you pay {1}{W}

but not for the skill to wield it

Set: Unhinged Type: Basic Land — Mountain Rarity: Common ({T}: Add {R}

His foul blood seeps out

you may put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control

Exile Expropriate

Set: Arabian Nights Type: Creature — Human Bird Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{R} Flying

Set: Portal Type: Creature — Dragon Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{B}{B} Flying

"you'll see a kidney and a spleeny

Set: Arena League 2001 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U} Counter target spell

It loves having family for dinner