Polar Bear's Toenails Toddler TeeThe coolness scale needed a new benchmark. Science was consulted. The results are in. The Details: White brush style text reads "Cooler Than A" wrapping around a detailed white line art illustration of a polar bear sitting down, with "'s" after the bear and "Toenails" in large brush lettering below. Single color white print with a hand drawn, slightly rough texture on a royal blue tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun

They earned it through sheer volume and an unwillingness to accept any answer that is not yes

Your toddler chose it for you

A small red pennant flag with a star sits above

Distressed vintage single-color print style

"Trap" appears in a larger flowing script with an underline flourish

Orange arched block text reads "Let's Take Candy From Strangers

or the most ill-advised jump

and small bat silhouettes

apparently

Practice is every night from 7 PM until you fully lose the will to negotiate

The dead stare

A cartoon snowman melting into a puddle with a distressed crying face