Oracle's Attendants [Eighth Edition]Set: Eighth Edition Type: Creature Human Soldier Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{W} {T}: All damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn by a source of your choice is dealt to Oracle's Attendants instead. The future isn't sacred, but its speaker is.

Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Legendary Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} Equipped creature gets +3/+1

tapped and attacking that opponent

Set: EX: Ruby & Sapphire Type: Basic Energy Rarity: Common

Set: Base Set Shadowless Unlimited Type: Fighting Rarity: Holo Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Sword & Shield: Brilliant Stars Type: Lightning Rarity: Secret Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: XY: Steam Siege Type: Fairy

Set: Fossil Unlimited Type: Lightning Rarity: Holo Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: EX: Delta Species Type: Fighting Rarity: Common Retreat cost: Colorless

then loses 5 life

Set: Sun & Moon: Celestial Storm Type: Dragon Rarity: Secret Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

{2}{W}{W}: Exile enchanted creature and all Auras attached to it

back around— the joke's on you